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Mos Demotivational Poster


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


OUT SICK -




GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or ra** face


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by Sean

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
Canadian gold.


DECEPTIONS -


TAGS: most flags made in china
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation


TAGS: mosquito eating man
Rating: 4.47/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 12:48 pm
That could also be a**ateague Island, Virginia.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .


TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...


SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


MOSES - on his first and last day as a lifeguard.


TAGS: moses
Rating: 3.67/5

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FIGHT CLUB -




SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


MY GOLF GAME -




LOS VATOS EMOS - At least Mexicans have a valid reason to hate life...


TAGS: emo mexican los vatos emos
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by Matt Speicher

Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 1:51 pm
O...Wait, that comment was made a while ago. I need to pay attention to the dates on these things...f***.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 1:49 pm
Did the guy named "f*** white people" just accuse OTHERS of being racist. If there are two things I hate in this world, it's people who don't respect cultural differences...and the Dutch.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 1:41 pm
If that's a gangster then...you guys need to get some better gangsters.
91luisr - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
ok hum im mexican n i dont think thats an emo mexican that loks more like a gangster than a emo
BriaHere - August 11, 2009, 4:40 am
And Logic Man, people are allowed to be proud of their heritage and where they come from. They don't have to dislike it based on the stereotype it has.
BriaHere - August 11, 2009, 4:38 am
Don't you get that you are being an ignorant racist by saying that "all" Americans' are racist when that obviously isn't true. You're making yourself look like an idiot.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 11:03 pm
Heh, that comment reminds me of Micheal Caine in Goldmember.
Nik - August 10, 2009, 10:56 pm
Really?! Another a**hole? Seriously?
Fuck White People - August 10, 2009, 10:53 pm
lol Americans Are always trying to make other cultures look bad f*** white people f*** america i live in mexico and i hate americans cuz they are so racist they are the stupidest country in the whole world
Logic Man - July 15, 2009, 4:17 pm
Why would they hate life? There is nothing wrong with selling oranges, mowing lawns, cooking food at any int'l restaurant, hanging out in front of home depot, beating your wife, and coming from the poorest country...these are reasons to luv being Mexican
lol - June 11, 2009, 10:39 pm
Excellent caption.


destroying the zika virus -


TAGS: mosquito feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

duxrus - August 26, 2016, 5:20 pm
That would be funnier (to this entomologist) if the depicted insect was a mosquito. But still VERY funny!
JesusWept - June 8, 2016, 8:10 am
LMAO!!! Outstanding! XD


NICE CHOPS -




EXPENDABILITY -




Oversight at the ark -




PERFECTION -


TAGS: almost perfect sunset pollution
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 5, 2011, 8:45 pm
or "the critic we all have in5ide" xD


REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!




COMPETITIVE EDGE - Take it where you can.


TAGS: moses talkin ****
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:59 pm
Gotta fav this one!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:17 pm
Welp, I found my new wallpaper. XD 5 pissed off old guys!


THE MOSIN NAGANT 91/30 - If its good enough for Vasili Zaitsev its good enough for me


TAGS: mosin
Rating: 4.2/5

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MPsniper - September 11, 2011, 7:23 pm
from a place you will not see... comes a sound you will not hear


good cops -


TAGS: most cops are good cops
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am
excellent
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am
This is awesome!


A RELIGION -


TAGS: christian moslem jew buddhist religions
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - March 5, 2015, 11:36 pm
it could be a word...or the name of the next Xman (no matter, 5 for what shines thru here)
Oldsod - March 5, 2015, 7:55 pm
Bloody hell...
Silverheart - March 5, 2015, 5:45 pm

I hate to be that guy... 'relgion'


THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion


TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L


MORMONS -




THE MOST INTERESTING MAN'S DOG - I don't always eat human food, but when I do, I poop all over your bed




STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


PYGMY MARMOSET - Got to collect them all!




In The South... -


TAGS: mosquitoes up north sh**gun south meat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true


A ROLLING STONE -




EMOS - Mexicans know what to do with them


TAGS: emos
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by marquis de sade

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Emo's are too sad to poo
Finklefart - November 23, 2008, 3:35 pm
The emo bathroom is just a hole with spikes at the bottom.


FAT CHICK MOSH - It keeps Guido Zombies from taking over the world!


TAGS: chick fat guido zombie mosh
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

Jisatsu - May 28, 2009, 11:15 pm
I love how everyone's eyes are flashy while they look at her as if they are all demons and she is their over lord! Doesn't look like much moshing though.


Tomacco -




THE FUTURE - Sometimes it isn't ahead, but behind you.




MY DAD BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Dad used to be a rockstar. He lived the wild life, until one day a groupie wouldn't abort.




EMOS - Come out of the closet or hurry up and commit suicide….preferably the latter of the two.


TAGS: emos suicide
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by HGCaboose

DrunkenDave101 - October 3, 2009, 5:56 am
Tbh I was expecting someone to make a crack at me being emo or some **** like tht
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:52 am
Aptness.
DrunkenDave101 - September 30, 2009, 2:49 am
Harshness
Emos=gay - March 8, 2009, 5:53 am
Aww, Riff Raff, you made the other ugly emo chick/guy mad :P
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 8:06 am
Please go get your card, Riff Raff
RIFF RAFF - February 11, 2009, 4:59 am
oh mannn he's a babe.


I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said




27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -




A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


REGRETS -


TAGS: this is autobiographical mostly sigh
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am
Her last name was f-ing wh*** you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am
Magnificent, Cpn!


ADAPTING - Honey...I don't think the DEET will work this year!




TIME - Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.


TAGS: time use want most worst
Rating: 3.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 8:34 am
Epic Potential Man... If only you had used a better pic..


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: not the fittest just the most ruthless
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
The subject of limited resources is near and dear to Haar. 5L
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:47 pm
Excellent. The "h" makes it great.


AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)




FACT - One does not just simply stroll into a mosh pit


TAGS: pit meme mosh
Rating: 3.38/5

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BRIBERY - Never give up the best catch ever. You can always get another wife.




childhood ruined -


TAGS: mostly pooh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:27 pm
I love this! Very good! ^
JesusWept - September 25, 2016, 4:51 pm
Nice streak, Lord! All up'd.


MEMORY LANE -


TAGS: privacy calendar dead mostly forgotten
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:42 am
5L and that's what myspace is for.
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:23 pm
good'un Mr Greeny


ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


BEAUTIFUL - Now, can someone please tell me where in HELL The FARMERS MARKET is!


TAGS: mosque islam muslim terrorists
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 1, 2011, 11:54 pm
Because old people are just older douche bags and they think they can get away with crap because they're older
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 11:00 pm
why is Homeland frisking Grandma at the airport still, in stead of swarming this guys front lawn?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?


FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday


TAGS: pies and clowns but mostly faceplant31
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.


R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died


TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/ph**os/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit b***on, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad ph**os about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the ph**os, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my ph**os on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.


EMOS - And just an excuse for girls to act like while having menstruation


TAGS: emo emos girl boy girls boys excuse
Rating: 2.88/5

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Seb - December 22, 2008, 10:17 am
I take offence at that(I know it#s just a joke, you don't know difficult it is). I'm no emo, and we don't need a excuse to what we want.
Orsis - June 23, 2008, 10:50 pm
ROFL. Best. Sentence. So Far (I dont say ever, you'll never now when someting bigger comes to town).


Moose -




SALVATION ARMY - Doing the most good...




IF YOU COULD MAKE EVERYONE CHARGE AT ONCE - Then you're in for some serious laughs


TAGS: sumos
Rating: 1.75/5

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MY PAPA NIC BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Papa Nic survived the Great Monkey Eating of '93. He came to America to start a family and be successful.


TAGS: papa nic jaubrey marmoset
Rating: 1.33/5

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Fatt Matt - February 17, 2010, 4:45 pm
If Motifake was golf, this guy would be kicking all of our a**es...
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:40 pm

he may become the new King of 1L
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
I explained my motives on his other POS poster. I stand on that.
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:36 pm

that somebody must have tainted adult beverage
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:34 pm
Hi phy.... it'd be me. I'm listening... you were saying?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 8:25 pm
who in the name of all that is unholy approved this crap?!?!


Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm
5LMAO.....


Motifake Headquarters Breakroom -




Moses can't park! -




discount -


TAGS: moses prophet
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 30, 2013, 2:44 pm
Bingo! Excellent


. . . NOT! -


TAGS: sayings cultures differences inuit eskimos
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:11 am
He s/be takin’ a dirt nap by now, but s’pose I could dig it up. Prolly still useable. Gotta be hard in places…..
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Umm, still got his number?
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 8:14 pm
Hey, I lived with an Inuit for a bit. He’d phukk a pile of rocks if it had a snake in it. Had to watch my own six on Wednesday and Thursday. By Friday we were both on the hunt.


Unknown II -




the first three hours -




Law Of Biomechanics -


TAGS: insects bites itch locations mosquito
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 29, 2013, 12:35 am
Mother Nature's vampires!
MissPriss - June 29, 2013, 12:33 am
Thank you Mr.M!
GaryO - June 28, 2013, 7:34 pm
Dang, and that little sucker has a full tank
motinet - June 28, 2013, 4:16 pm

Brilliant!


the journey begins tonight -


TAGS: agnostic cosmos tyson
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:34 pm
Dang. And I already used up all my think.
Greeny - March 13, 2014, 4:59 pm
I believe the average non-believer has doubts about being indignant, while the doubters are usually ardent about learning the truth and those who procrastinate most always make promises to get started... which leads me to say, Don't stop - believing. 5L
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:27 pm
Huh...never knew I was considered wise. But smart enough to give you a big 5L on that one...awesome.


LIFE'S DECISIONS -




Bedtime Stories -


TAGS: almost always from the tragedies
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).


ISIS -




SENSITIVITY -


TAGS: mosque ground zero protest
Rating: 4.53/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 12:14 am
*big gulp* No of course not... a mosque in a 7-11? Sounds silly. Now a Hindu temple...
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:28 pm
But, you wouldn't build a mosque on the breakfast sausage rollers, would you?
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm a 7-11 victim. Mountain Dew slurpee and taquitos, make for a bad bellyache.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:00 pm
And those 411 victims... even worse!


Colorado - Land Of Milk And Mosquitoes -


TAGS: colorado hell wtf gross mosquitoes
Rating: 4.5/5

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speedracerred - June 3, 2013, 9:48 pm
Texas is worse now days. I dont wanna go to either.
prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
Scary. I go there to ski so I haven't encountered that particular problem.


SPREAD THE BLANKET -




The Lost Commandments -


TAGS: moses commandments unheeded messages for humanity
Rating: 4.45/5

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CloudchaserS - October 5, 2013, 3:42 am
Got that, thanx!
Greeny - October 4, 2013, 6:46 pm
Early 80's Mel Brooks
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2013, 12:41 pm
I remember seeing a comedy sketch on TV in the early 90's where it was 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets, so he said it was 10 commandments.


PHOTOSHOP - Turning "mosh monsters" into violent man-haters since 2008.




THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -


TAGS: moses commandments internet motifake cellphone
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
No Motifake at work? Uh.... I'm glad that was left out...
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 11:08 am
Mel Brooks, "History of the World, Part I" "I bring you these 15 *crash* 10, 10 Commandments!"
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:17 pm
Is Moses carrying an ancient iPad? Man! Everyone has those dang things but me!
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME! One of the better ones i have seen lately! 5L


SELF SACRIFICE -


TAGS: self sacrifice those left behind suffer your sacrifice the most
Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - June 7, 2010, 5:08 pm
Sniff... 5Ls Pie... and 7 friends I won't see again


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




MARMOSETS - Leave The Little Bastards Alone Already! Thank You...A MotiFake PSA


TAGS: marmosets
Rating: 3.96/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 1:15 pm
Just a small family worth. Think about it though, if not for those posters we would have no idea just how crap they and their creator really are.
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 1:12 pm
There was a whole bunch of them on the rejected list. So some got through?
Jmac0585 - February 16, 2010, 9:33 am
I don't want to hear from the person that can explain those posters. The mind of that bloke must be really umm.... out there.
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 7:13 am
Yes Cubby. but not in any way that could ever make sense.
rottenprat - February 16, 2010, 2:53 am
there was something to get?
Cubbybear - February 16, 2010, 2:26 am
This poster was a response to the 10 posters I don't get. Can someone explain them to me?
Cubbybear - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Like a little meatball...pas the sauce
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2010, 1:13 am
That thing looks delicious! Where can I get one?
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 1:11 am
you gotta love those PSA's, -sniffle- I'm so proud. 5 marmosets


CHERISH INSULTS -




LO, AND BEHOLD! -




ITS ONLY WHEN WE SEE - That we try to fix the wrong we have done but by then its to late




ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETARY -


TAGS: arlington cemetary homo***uals hero honor
Rating: 3.4/5

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RetiredUSNChief - November 7, 2015, 12:16 am
So you don't get it. Whoopie. My point is that ALL the people buried at Arlington are honored for who they were and the sacrifices and services they performed for their country. From former slaves to spouses to military, and everybody else including g**s.
yoda60 - October 16, 2015, 3:06 pm
If you'll look very carefully, the itemized list comments on position status, office held, nationality, or family status... WHO CARES about 'g**s' - that's a choice. Doesn't fit the theme AT ALL.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:23 pm
How many left handed soldiers?Point well made Chief.
RetiredUSNChief - May 5, 2013, 9:23 am
Ah, fudge! I hate it when I do that!
Iconoclast - May 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Cemetery? or Cemetery
EmilioDumphque - May 4, 2013, 10:12 pm
Up to 4%. (16,000)


RONSART - He's a cruel bastard


TAGS: most of us are
Rating: 3.27/5

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RON - October 23, 2009, 2:34 am
Owe ya' now two 5L...check with ya later.
freestyler - October 2, 2009, 8:50 am
Together with Sean's comment this is really funny.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
And rumor has it -- from now on at least, if you pass it on -- RON's planning to "do" weiner dogs for the rest of the month!


VICTORY - This is what it looks like


TAGS: moscow russia germany victory war
Rating: 3.15/5

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forseti - September 10, 2010, 5:17 am
I deleted it. Wasn't that funny anyway ;)
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:07 am
Aggy, I uploaded an answer to this pic. Would you please have a look if it's ok to approve?!? thx ;)
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
In soviet russia....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
This is not a motifake....1L
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
Georgi, didn't you learn from (your motifake) history?? THIS really insults me... No, just kiddin, don't give a nything. But perhaps I get you to think a little?!? 5 red stars from the vice world champion 1945.


ENGLISH 101 -


TAGS: i almost saved this for january 19th but i have no patience
Rating: 3.13/5

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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir


mosquito prevention -




SNOOZE BUTTON - Yeah, wake me up on Saturday. I've never heard of Lake Powell.


TAGS: and neither have most of you
Rating: 3.1/5

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 5:44 pm
Yeah but I'm a Schlitterbahn kind of guy. I'm a sucker for advertising.
Airman - February 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
Dan Quayle LOL.. are you in West Texas? I know they 'float' the river in tubes around Austin.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yeah I've heard of it. I've just never been there. Like I said, humor fail. Garbage pail. Superjail. Dan Quayle. Paper trail. Killer whale.
Fatt Matt - February 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
he's looking for a good hook up on some smoke... so am I, going to PM my po box to ya
culos - February 19, 2010, 2:24 pm
I'm Dutch - (The Netherlands), why?
thegreenranger - February 19, 2010, 2:03 pm
where are you from culos?
culos - February 19, 2010, 1:31 pm
Who the hell is this guy Powell and what kind of a first name is Lake anyway??? Just kidding, I'm an old guy from across the pond in Europe and I know where and what it is.....
rerun - February 19, 2010, 12:46 pm

I am an olg guy in Texas and I have heard of Lake Powell. I get it. 5 hazy brain killing sh**s of whatever that was
Airman - February 19, 2010, 11:35 am
zing! you're telling me that a young guy in Texas doesn't know where Lake Powell is? or Party Cove? Figure out when ASU is on spring break, take some buds, and rent a houseboat. Remember to take a sign that says t***? You would have a blast
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 6:56 am
Oh boy... this poster sounds worse than it was supposed to. I'm just kidding, Airman. Humor fail. Well, unless you think it's funny. In which case, ZING!!!!


MOO+17 - is moooooooooooooooooin' on up




MOSQUITOS - They can suck it.




THAT'S NOT A FULL MOON... - It's a pie chart showing how much sleep I'm going to lose tonight worrying about what the rest of the world thinks.


TAGS: almost full moon winter snow forest
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2009, 10:35 pm
French is good, but it's solid anyhow.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 9:06 pm
Shoulda stuck with "The French" instead of "Rest of the World". Oh well.


ELVIS -




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